Of course you could go to yet another happy hour (hell itâ€™s going to be vegetarian, vegetarian are good people), another one of â€œmy friendâ€™sâ€ band or even a circle jerk art event. Remember when the art editor of that major paper had a solo show in Chinatown and his paper picked that very horrible show as a pick? Fabulous times. Yeah those are all fabulous times.
But say you went to Catholic school you managed to make it through with no one touching you in a special place. Sister Theresa told you that your life should be one of service, you should be nice to people and the IRA is truly getting a bad rap.
Maybe youâ€™re not Catholic anymore (except during emergencies, you got your Rosary blessed by the pope, I mean they can’t just be beads, it was the pope), maybe youâ€™re not so nice, but that service part was ok and you know, Northern Ireland does belong to Ireland.
Hereâ€™s a list of your things to do.