I hate minibikes

I hate them on Sunday, I hate them on Monday, I hate them everyday!  They’re absolutely ridiculous.  They’re half the size of regular motorcycles but twice as loud.  I’m sure some folks enjoy these noisemachines but I don’t.  I’ve  been having a trio of these drive by my house with their deafening noise for about 2 hours now.  And they’re always ridden by men & never boys. BRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! BRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

10 thoughts on “I hate minibikes

  1. ya know, the cops will take them away and stop the noise if you call.

    they aren’t legal on the street and sidewalks. I hate to be a hater but I agree with you 100%

  2. Furthermore, any Pendejo that modifies his vehicle’s exhaust so that it make greater noise than usual should be beaten with his own tailpipe.

  3. When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

    (I’m not religious, but I like that verse.)

  4. I don’t find skateboards, I don’t mind bicycles, I don’t mind razor scooters…but these motorized machines are just annoying. Like the ATVs of the urban city.

  5. Throw some spikes out on the street so they get flat tires. That’ll show them. I’m going to take a wild guess here but I’m positive that the guys riding those bikes are the sAme guys that crank loud music on Sunday mornings waking up those who like to sleep in I.E. Me cabrones!

  6. I don’t get what the point is of motorized devices that have all the pollution and noise of car or often even more, but go about or less as fast as a decent bicycle. I saw a guy recently on a trip to Santa Barbara with a motorized razr looking scooter, puttering around spewing exhaust as he rode around the sidewalk. It’s just silly.

  7. robertob sez: “ya know, the cops will take them away and stop the noise if you call.”

    Julio: Don’t believe it! Not that you would think that calling the cops is ever a good idea/solution. Gas powered leaf blowers are also noisy, polluting and are illegal in Los Angeles but do you think calling the city or LAPD to complain is going to do anything?

    Silly robertob, cops are for dicks! You must be living out in the burbs where the sick dream of an orderly society is still alive.

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