For the last two years I have seen this automated public toilet and never once thought about using it. It’s a public restroom I’m not going in there who knows what I might see. However I don’t think people know it’s a toilet because looks can be deceiving. So I decided to give everyone a first hand tour of these amazing craping machines.
The one I went to is free, but there are other’s out there that charge 25 cents. As you can see there’s instructions in various languages on how to work the machine. There’s a 20 minute limit, which is more than enough to do work, have sex in it, shoot up, smoke and a variety of other activities one can engage in private.
Once inside you’ll notice how roomy it is and its amenities, which were clean when I went in gracias a dios. Pretty simple right ? Well you have to be careful because that crapper folds in and if your not careful you can have a REALLY bad accident.
Course if something does go wrong you can always get some help. There’s nothing wrong in admitting that you fell in. Hey, it happens to the best of us. I can only imagine how many fake calls they get from that thing.
The signs help but no one ever listens or pays attention to them.
I wonder if they mean that you should take your “crap” with you ?
But before you do take your “crap” with you, you gotta make sure you wash your hands.
Of course the damn thing is gonna be outta service when I need it the most. I literally had to run home because I had to pee soo bad. Crappy toilet.