Summer ‘08 List to Accomplish
by EL CHAVO!
I came to the sad realization today that I don’t have any big plans for the summer, or at least none worthy of going on a list. But after finding this note above, apparently written by a dreamy-eyed teenage girl, I think I might jot down a few things of my own to do in the weeks ahead. Click over to see the exciting conclusion to this found note!
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Umm, I think I’ll pass on the brazilian this year, and I’ve already made my own dress. Otherwise, it’s almost as if she knows me, you know? What are you all doing this Summer?
Skinny dip? Is that like a fat free Ranch or Thousand Island dressing?
I’m gonna get my driver’s license! And then I won’t drive.
I’m intrigued by the “champagne trick.”
wow, that’s hardcore.
hey I have a group blogger project: Why don’t we all print out this list, and then meet up on Labor Day, and whoever has the most items checked off, wins, like, I don’t know, something. A poodle maybe.
Find a summer love, make out with a boy I love at the beach at night, spin the bottle. Sounds like that girl’s a slut to me.
Make famous people friends?
Desire is a cause of suffering.
Life means suffering.
My computer passed out.
This list is scary. I would be down for a contest though, that would be funny.
Hey, Why assume that this list was written by a GIRL??????
yeah, what’s the “champagne trick.”?
EL CHAVO- I think we would all love to see the dress you made.
do guys get everything waxed around their special spots? i’ve never seen that, but i’d be interested in photos.
champagne trick basically means finding a sugar daddy. prostitutes call high paying customers their “champagne trick”…or maybe she’s not really a skeeza and means this: http://www.magictricks.com/stage/airchamp.htm ?
I plan on going to the beach at least once every 2 weeks. So far I’ve gone two weekends in a row! I’ve spent too much of my life not going to beach, even though it is relatively close!
I thought “Get a Brazilian” meant hook up with Ronaldo.
screw summer, the list seems more like things she should be doing all year round
Hmmm, I plan on attempting Napoleon’s 20 mile challenge on 3 Beach Cruisers, with 3 40’s of King Kobra, and 3 willing Cochinas! Who else wants to Ride?
Damn bubbly spam!
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