Even a guerilla revolucion requires some investment in high tech military and tactical equipment for faster ways to get provisions to the front lines.

We have designed a mobile taco command unit to feed our fast moving troops. Our idea is to convert a paletero’s carreta into a taco warming unit, complete with attachments for carne al pastor, holders for tres salsas and tortilla warmers on the side, all in diamond shaped stainless steel so the health dept doesn’t mess with us.

A prototype of the mobile taco command unit is being assembled by Sub-Comandante Tech Quila in his auto repair shop which he has retooled for war-time use. He used to install hydraulics on chevy lowriders, so he knows his stuff.

I admit that the only tech part of it is the secret compartment on the underside which slides open with the push of a button revealing a cache of bottles containing the spirits of the revolution aged in Oak barrels from Jalisco.

El Editor,
WatchOurCity punto com

Very well, we shall plunder Firestone of the used-car lots (finally) and acquire our autos from Llovio Ford, Sopp Chevrolet, and Gonzales Chrysler to ensure our parts are cheap and easily replaceable. I suggest Ford because there’s an all-Ford jonke on Alameda & I forget what street.

We can always ask La Doña Junta to pick up some parts at Pick-Your-Parts in Wilmas.

El Editor agrees with soledadenmasa. Working for La Revolucion is not risk-free.

As sub-rosa guerilla commandos from the southern territories of HP and South Gate, we have both been exposed to some nuclear political fallout. Even our chimichangas are tainted. And you are seeing the side effects already. Exposure to this fallout does render one un poco safado.

However, it is a tactical mistake to consider those BMW’s as targets for appropriation by the revolution. first, they are costly to operate and maintain and replacement parts are shipped from overseas, thus, creating a weakness in the supply lines.

The southern territories have plenty of used car lots on Firestone Blvd. which can serve the purpose of la revolucion just as well, with Chevy’s that any elite elotero unit can fix on the spot with parts from our well-protected supply lines located deep within our territories such as Pep Boys and Auto Zone.

Additionally, our car windshield replacement agents and Llanteros along the Alameda corridor are dedicated to our cause and can mobilize their platoons within 15 minutes waiting time on any Chevy or Ford. It takes them two hours to mobilize for the Beemers which would complicate any battlefield logistics, sometimes requiring travel to enemy territory for the replacemtents.

Where SoledadenMasa does have a point is with the Mini-Coopers at Alexander BMW. These do not pose logistics difficulties and, in fact, are tactical assets on the battle field.

El Editor,
WatchOurCity punto com

A humble request: we need uniforms. I suggest Fallas Paredes, ahi por la Pacific, across from the Warner Theater. Quality uniforms that last years and they have the abilities to produce more uniformes than we need.

Con todo respeto, mi estimado Editor, usté está zafado de la mente. Alexander BMW does not pose a credible threat — they don’t advertise. Además, they sell their cars to the young plebes at El Parral, Lido’s, El Potrero, Leonardo’s, and the now-defunct El Farallón (pours a Tecate en memoriam). We can use those cars to preemptively attack the Westside without attracting attention. Without them, all we have are 1986 Datsuns or trocas.

For provisions, we have the best of locations in the Southeast: Northgate, Super A, and El Super to provide enough carnitas pa’ los soldados. In addition, Maloney Meats provides with codornices.

Give me the word and South Gate rises from it’s slumber!

Long live Sur Gate!

El peloton de WatchOurCity punto com with recoissance data from Huntington Park:

Our agents are numerous and sympathisers to la causa are growing.

The elite eloteros unit are excellent foot soldiers.

Quinceanera shops provide ample storefront evidence of moral support.

The Alameda swapmeeteros commando platoon reports complete control along most of the Alameda Corridor from Vernon to Lynwood.

There is concern, however, about a breach in the defenses at Gage and Alameda with the BMW dealership. The elite elotero units are in constant contact with our sub-rosa agents, the European trained mecanicos at Alexander BMW. We are on daily tactical alert.

Along Pacific Blvd., propaganda efforts are increasing converts to our side with el Piolin providing air bombardments daily, keeping the citizenry alert.

We also have solid support from our foreign sympathiser contingency, mostly Koreans and Middle Eastern shopkeepers, who provide daily propaganda vehicles for our cause by playing Que Buena and El Cuqui in their stores.

More dispatches to come,

El Editor, WatchOurCity punto com